First of all, I'm assuming that you're doing this on a stock, brand-spanking new install of 12.04. Nothing special happening here.

Install nagios:

sudo apt-get install -y nagios3

It will go through, and ask you about what mail server you want to use:

Pick one based upon your needs.

It will then ask you about the domain name you want to have email sent from. Again, fill that out based upon your needs.

It will ask you what password you want to use - put in a secure password. This is for the admin account nagiosadmin.

And then you'll need to verify your password.

Once the install is all done, you can head over to localhost/nagios3 (or whatever the IP address/domain name of the server you installed it on is) and you'll be asked to enter your password:

Once you've done that, you're in!

_{Little ugly, huh?}

Nagios automatically adds in the 'localhost' to the config, and does load, current users, disk space, http and ssh checks.

Now there is one more thing we need to do before nagios is all ready - we need to have it accept external commands so we can acknowledge problems, add comments, etc.

To do that, we need to edit a few files. Start by opening /etc/nagios3/nagios.cfg with the following command:

sudo nano /etc/nagios3/nagios.cfg

Search for check_external_commands, and turn the check_external_commands=0 into check_external_commands=1.

Now, restart apache by running

sudo service apache2 restart

Not done yet! We need to edit /etc/group. There should be a line like this in there:

nagios:x:114

Change it to

nagios:x:114:www-data

Save and close this file.

Now, we need to edit the /var/lib/nagios3/rw files permission with:

sudo chmod g+x /var/lib/nagios3/rw

And then (because of how permissions work) we need to edit the permissions of the directory above that with:

sudo chmod g+x /var/lib/nagios3

Now, restart nagios with:

sudo service nagios3 restart

If you use Apache as your web server, restart that also:

sudo service apache2 restart

And you should be good to go! Happy monitoring!

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